Dinosaur porn

I probably shouldn’t write that post – God knows who’s going to end up on my blog after that searching for all sorts of crazy porn-related stuff! But it was funny. So here goes the story.

Yesterday morning, we were having muffins at breakfast when my daughter suddenly started roaring while moving her arms like a robot.

- You’re a dinosaur?, asked Zak.
She nodded.

- You’re a muffinosaurus, he responded. Then he tried to find a way to shorten it.
- You’re a muffosaurus.

I looked up from my muffin, trying not to laugh too openly…
- No, that one is not going to work, I said, and Zak stopped in his tracks.

But by then our son had picked up where we left off, oblivious to our unfortunate puns.

- She’s a fartosaurus (yup, he’s four!).  A spitosaurus. A sushisorus. A phallosaurus.

I looked up again. Zak was laughing.

It reminded me of that little application that made the rounds for a while: enter your name and find out your porn star name. Well, I don’t know about mine, but I just found two great porn names for dinosaurs: muffosaurus and phallosaurus. And it’s all the kids’ fault!

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