An interesting conversation…

My son and I were looking for a big wooden block that is part of one of his games. I had seen it earlier during the day (being chewed on by the baby) so I knew it was somewhere near. But we couldn’t find it. My son claimed he ate it. Of course, I knew he was joking (it’s about 3 cm by 2 cm), but I decided to play along.

- Mmm… Well, if you ate it, you’re going to have to go fish it in your poop.
- Why?
- Well, if you ate it, you won’t digest it, so it will come out in your poop.
- And in my pee.
- No, it’s way too big for you to pee it. It wouldn’t go through your penis!
- Yes because I have a very, very large penis!

That’s when I knew I had to change subject…

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